fuck!!!

front office "we would really like to keep him for another day."

me "whats up? is he okay? hows he doing? "

"hes fine, the doctor would like him to $tay for $ome further te$t$."

"like what? did they give him an x-ray? was he shot?

"um i don't know know any of the $pecific$. i know that the doctor i$ a$king to keep him here for another night."

"so what has he done so far? how much is another night? does he know how this happened? can i take him this evening?"

"$ir, i don't know any of that information."

"um, can i talk to the doctor?"

"oh no! he i$ very bu$y."

"c a n y o u f i n d o u t s o m e o f t h e a n s w e r s f o r m e t h e n?"

"I'll $ee what i can do."

what kind of animal hospital doesn't have a chart or clip board stuck to the fucking animals cage that says what the fuck they have done to him!!! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY DOG!!!! GIVE ME SOME FUCKING INFORMATION!!!

i think my dog is smarter than the people that answer the phone at this animal hospital. what kind of degree do you need to have to answer a phone? to give out some information? was that not a required class at the online animal hospital phone line answering institute!?!?! did they not teach any actual skills. or do you just dress up in a blue/Green fucking smock and swipe credit cards all day. this cant be the first time some one has called worried about their pet?!?!?

YOU DO NOT WANT ME IN YOUR OFFICE WHEN I'M ANGRY. GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS AND I WILL CALM THE FUCK DOWN. UNTIL THEN STOP SUCKING OFF YOUR BOSS BEHIND THE WATER COOLER AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!