funny dayz

so much shit is going down.... just getting to work today was a fucking stress out deal. get here and its hurry up and get busy. safety meeting and resurrect equipment that hasn't moved in years, all so we can cut down some trees that "might fall down". why the fuck is this my problem. move yer own shit, cut down the trees on yer time, why do i have to babysit? oh yeah i work here. lemme take the plug out of my ass and the pacifier out and get to work.

jacked on coffee all, bear with me.

so this weekend started on Thursday. took cheese up into the mountains here for a little adventure. the condor people got two trucks stuck twelve miles or so in the hills behind the sur. we prepared for our journey and were drinking by ten a.m. and inches deep in the snow minutes later. started sliding around pretty good and threw on the chains. minutes later, I'm laying under my truck in the snow, trying to fix a broken brake line with a screw driver and a piece of epoxy covered re-bar. i had taken the tools out of my truck the night before and neglected to put them back in.... asshole.

spent the rest of the day monkeying around at about the five mile mark drinking beer writing my girlfriends name in the snow and puzzling the rancher who pulled up with my shorts and tennis shoes outfit.

"aren't you cold?" he says while wrapped up like an Eskimo.

"naw, this is great. I'm from Massachusetts. this ain't cold." with a beer in my un-gloved hand.

we try to get his truck unstuck and decide to just leave it in the ditch. ramble down the hill, sit in a hot tub out in the rain, and drive home. Friday was spent watching movies and wowing out at the rain and weather. that night was some of the gnarliest winds Ive ever heard. i used to live at a place called hurricane point, the winds we had this weekend made that place look like a kite flying festival!

Saturday cheeses car took a massive shit on the way to town, total tally? i will be replacing all four struts (finally), front brakes and rotors, fixing the exhaust, (no skids plates? can you fucking believe Subaru?) new radiator, front axles....

aaarrrggghhh, i fucking hate Subaru's!!! burn in hell you stupid car company. and if you are a Subaru owner and want to help convert me into liking them, screw off, you are probably some kind of hipster! you have obviously never worked on one. and just by chance you might be a Subaru owner AND a mechanic... blow me, you are full of shit and probably own a hamster as well....

Sunday i took little cheese (not to be confused with tiny cheese) to town to go shopping. cell phone took a shit so off to buy a new one. we tried to break all the display models,by hammering on the keys, over extending the flip ups and twisting all the slide phones. they now have no functioning display models.. yeah bitches... two fucking hours... but i settled on this model . but since our cell tower has fallen over, i haven't been able to use it yet...

the rest of Sunday was spent around the fire playing uno and watching this movie. got kids? great movie... buy it! thought eragorn sucked? (so did i.) then give fantasy another chance... great movie, wished it was another series type shit... anyway, lunch ended awhile ago and i am shirking my fucking duties now... so the lot of you need to get to work...