Wednesday, September 10, 2008
IS THIS REALLY A GOOD FUCKING IDEA?
now, a question... and maybe I'm no super fucking scientist here, but if they have built a machine that recreates the "big bang" that started our existence all those many billions of years ago, do you think it smart to turn the fucking thing on?!?! uhhhh.... maybe we don't want to make another one... a "big bang" i mean. it took billions of years to make me happen and I'm not sure that they should be starting the process all over again... its a long time to wait to enjoy the things i like doing once more.
so you uber minding bending people, i think there might be some other more important things to be researching than particle acceleration... like uh, well, HOW ABOUT CURING SOME FUCKING KANCER!!!!!!
edit:some of the blogs ive had linked here just hit the chopping block. i don't know how, but it might have had something to do with the black hole they have created in europa. and now ive noticed some new ones posted here as well... some sort of time warp shit. so be careful all, you could be next. i might chain myself to some young gal if i were you. ... you know, in case you get sucked into eternity, you might want some one to spend the rest of yer days with!!!
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In times of crisis & madness you have to look on the bright side of life, the 'light at the end of the tunnel' if you'll pardon the pun.
The world hasn't ended, a huge black hole hasn't appeared (unless of course you count Detroit) and last night I enjoyed the best 'last time' big bang sex I have had in years.
Life is good every day you are above ground.. " damn those sneaky puns".
I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did Bollix.
*lights up a cigarette*
i was gonna send you a similar article a few weeks ago but i forgot. imagine that... so today is the day they start it up right? soon we'll have a mini-black hole!! hooray!
wait, why are we doing this?
Not another $9 billion particle accelerator. We've got a landfill here in California filled with those crappy things.
And I agree, it is NOT a good idea to recreate the "big bang" unless of course, you are talking about the kind that Bollix had last night. ;-)
bollix, indeed... and glad we are all here in the abyss wading around in life's goo...
*wonders what brand mj smokes*
random is feeling randy this morning eh? hahahahaaaa....
that guy... um, did you make it with your billions dollar atom smasher?
No, but I did it with my $29.99 Adam Smasher from Nu-Art.
Did you miss the memo?
I thought everyone got it?
They made Survival an Extreme Sport now.
This is what happens when parents don't let their kids place with matches.
They don't get burned at an early age when they are still stupid and could learn about playing with fire so the make a bigger match to light when they are older and stupider.
Maybe they want to start all over again?
that guy... ba-dum-bum-bum... "adam smasher" from the adult toy store.... who thinks up that kind of stuff?!?!
walker.. yes indeed... but i wonder if the folks building this machine were picked on in school and this is some evil genius plan to get back at them all....
i didnt get the memo. *looks around office and finds huge pile of memos in something called the "in box"*
For the record.. MJ smokes hand rolled ciggies, but only when she can't find her pipe.
Obviously there will be no banging (big or otherwise) happening with me, but I can't find my remote control. Maybe it got sucked into the black hole?
bollix, ah yes... thank you for, ahem, clearing the air...
just bob! hmmm... perhaps its in your black hole? ouch... that guy was saying earlier that he has one... i wonder if your remote is in there?
Yep. Was just fingering around and came up with two.
**hands over questionable remote
sorry, couldn't resist. This IS rated "STOOP-13" right?
Well we seem to have survived..
Can I chain myself to a guy instead?
Happy birthday, dude.
It's my birthday too (true!) so I thought it was a good reason to show up and stop reading silently, hahaha.
Thanks for adding me to the list of people down the street (I'm the dangerous writer). It's a nice birthday present. :))
PS.- I chained myself to a gorgeously sexy guy. Here in Europe we risk more than you to be sucked into eternity.
Have a nice day! I will too!
actually you need a particle accelerator to for some cancer treatments, there is one here operated by the Cross Cancer Institute in Edmonton for that reason.
Esoteric weirdness learned in these things end up being quite useful in everyday applications, or a black hole opens up, meh whatever
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i wish you a whole bouquet of island flowers ;)
xx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
*Too busy picking up island flowers and putting them in vases to say much else.*
XO
Happy Birthday, IV! Assuming a black hole hasn't consumed you yet. Here's to the big bang that brought you into existence!
Best wishes!
nobody has commented yet on the interesting intersection of 'voices birthday-doomsday machine online'. i find it all vaguely redolent of....conspiracy.
so, Ribbed For Her Pleasure...how was it? were you particles accellerated? is cheese still wearing the 'strange attractors' t-shirt? are toasters still orbiting the dog?? INQUIRING MINDS MAN!!!!!!
Are you planning on getting out of bed anytime soon to come round and eat your cake?
I slaved all morning over a hot oven, you know.
And First Nations has already started licking the icing.
Happy Birthday IV
I hope you have a great day and get so drunk you forget it's your birthday and start all over in the morning.
Cheers
suz!! thanks for the special treatment! *wipes drool onto bib*
mutley welcome to the voices... yeas we have survived the initial turning on of the machine, they are scheduled to spin particles around it for the next week or so then they are going to collide them together... wish us luck!
megan, if thats how you roll... hahahaaa....
leni! welcome to the dark side... and thanks for delurking! i suppose i will have to do the same eh?! glad you have someone to chain yerself to and hope eruopa fairs well with its desires to create a black hole... thanks for the birthday wishes!!!
stone!! thanks for the wishes and the comment. it sounds like you may have been breathing in a little tooo many gun powder fumes..., just joking... and i know that without all the fucked up experiments mankind does to it self and our planet we wouldnt have shit like superglue and hockey...
kylie!!! how did you know i love island flowers... heh heh...
thank you.
eros! thank you very much and to you to welcome to the voices... i will call my old man later and ask him how big the bang really was!!! hahahahahaaa....
firsty!!! wow yer here too! fucking awesome!!! cheese and unfortunately were not getting along towards the end of the night. its been a long stressful week and i hope to accelerate her particles this evening!!!
mj, im up and atom... (get it?!?) anyways thanks for the wake up call!
nations stay out of the icing, its my turn first!
walker! thanks for the birthday kudos man, i plan on waking up next monday with a vague idea of who i am and and where ive been for the last four days...
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