Tuesday, June 12, 2007

OOUCH


i fucking hate yellow jackets too!!! special cheese just got stung by bees and i bet that sucks. i can't stand getting stung. i was on the highway driving my motorcycle years back with the visor up and had one lodge in the side of my helmet... needless to say i couldn't get off the fucking bike fast enough... any body have a good bee story?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Sugar... so I've had a second to calm down and kill the rest of the bees that followed me into the house, and I have a seat on the couch. There's Beau and Charlie staring up at me. Beau with his happy go lucky dog grin and poor Charlie with his whole face all lumpy. I didn't realize that he had gotten bit too, and the poor guy got it good too. One eye swollen shut and the other giving me a reproachful look.
I hate yellow jackets! I don't even want to go outside now, I think they might still be attacking my sweater!

Kay said...

Nope, sorry bro; I just leave them alone and they seem to leave me alone.

Anonymous said...

i got stung twice in the same day, in the arm and in between my toes. all at the slodge pool. shoulda known...

denim

Black Egg said...

Yellow jackets scare the crap out of me. Years ago at a drunken high school party someone managed to disturb a nest - it was pitch black - as soon as the disturbee started getting stung (with the things going up the legs of his pants) he starts yelling "Fire ants! Fire ants!" Yeah, you know, in Eastern CT. Lots of people got stung badly, and then a whole bunch of them ended up flying into the house. They are pretty evil creatures.

INNER VOICES said...

when i was a kid i walked out on out dock that led to the pond we lived on.. half way out i knocked a nest loose that was under the boards. splash, went the nest into the water. buzz, went the bees into the air. scream, went the boy who was stuck on the other side. sting, went the bees fifteen times as he went crying by them to get back to the house.
i hate bees.

Anonymous said...

i stepped on a bee last night shortly after he fell on me from the sky, well the light fixture anyway. wtf did he come from? well i got him before he could get his stinger all the way in, so no swelling. yippee.

it happened because i read this you know. fucker.

denim

INNER VOICES said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THATS WHAT YOU GET! just kidding dude, weird. shit like that seems to happen... now start thinking about a million bucks and lemme know when i can collect.