4:15 IS MY FUCKING APPOINTMENT.... this sucks major fucking ass... fuck you pain in my side that brings me to my knees when i move, walk, sit, stand... its my Jesus pain. every time it hurts it sends me down to my knees. fuck you Jesus pain... better shower if I'm gonna have something stuck in my ass. nah, everyone should get as much enjoyment out of this as me... ehhh, don't feel like posting.
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Oh hunny. I am having a sympathy side pain for you today. SO weird. I hope they make you all better and don't toss your salad.
good luck homes, glad you made the appointment, sucks it's gotten worse.
Hi sweetie. Thank you for the 4:15. It's only around 1:15 right now, so I know you're probably getting nervous. Me too (but for a different reason. The photo you posted has a pink bed ~ one typically used in an OB-GYN's exam room. Good luck with that. You'll probably need a second opinion!).
I just came in from gardening to check on how to prune Crape Myrtles, and thought I'd check a few blogs too. I read a blog a few weeks ago that suggested one prune the Sounthern Living Magazine way. So that's what I'm going to Google as soon as I say goodbye. Hopefully it's easy because I'm exhausted and I don't have the energy to drag out the damn ladder.
Good luck and please keep us posted because we worry you know. You'll probably have to have tests, so be prepared. I'll be thinking about you at 4:15, but will have to think about you until much later because you know how doctors run late. Oh, and I'll also cross my fingers (and EVERYTHING else) you won't need hospitalization.
Love you dear ~ Big XO
If you are hospitalized, please ask (beg) Cheese to let us know (if she can spare a few minutes). Thanks in advance.
they would have to strap me down to the fucking chair to get me to spend the night in one of those places!!
i just got the clear for free drinks at my favorite bar tonight for helping them out at lunch!! wonderful world isnt it...
you know what they are gonna tell me, stop drinking, stop smoking, take it easy, drink water, eat some fruits and vegetables, lay down and relax. take a week off from work and take these pills until they are gone...
hmmm, what a novel idea, what did that opinion just cost me?!?! fuck and i just got my tax return and was looking at some new shit on line to waste my money on!! arrrggg, this always happens. i save some money and life smacks me in the face and takes it... (boo hoo me right?!)
has anyone seen my mini-violin?
*looks around under desk for small instrument*
Oh man! I'm sorry to hear you are in so much pain...do you have any weed around??? ;-)
I hope you get better soon!!!!
random... *eyes darting around left to right to make sure the police arent listening in*
ah no, no, no i dont. never even ahhh, ummm, seen the stuff. yeah.
*looks behind office door and peeks under desk again*
no, um, we dont even have that sort of , um, err, stuff down here in the sur...
and besides i have no idea what you are, um, err, oooh, talking about...
*wink, wink*
Yup, still laughing from the comment to random chick. Well honey, you just stick to that old lie and perhaps you can keep your ass out of the slammer. However, between Leah, CSI, my hubby and Robyn's sweetie-pie (oh, and my detective from England and whom ever else is lurking), you're in deep doo-doo if law enforcement or the FBI ever come-a-knockin'. I'd give you up in a second to save my family!
As far as hospitalization, you're going to look pretty funny and probably be very uncomfortable laying in the hospital bed strapped to a chair. If so, I hope it's pink.
Please don't drink and croak. It's as bad as drinking and driving. If you get to go home, relax with a nice cup of tea and a muffin. I just reread that. I didn't mean that. I actually meant a cupcake like item, made with real flour, oil and a whole bunch of other good stuff. Get your mind out of the gutter. (Me too apparently.)
XO It's almost time and you're probably on your way so won't read this, but if you do, love you. Good luck!
XO
*sniffles* i thought i was family.... hahahahah, its funny half of the local economy here runs because of marijuana. with out it the establishments would go belly up in the winter. (there would be no locals spending any money)i can think of one restaurant that was perchaced using funds from the sale of said contraband. for me its not something i look down upon or give a shit either way. like ive said in other posts i dont walk around with a big sign listing the things i do or dont do in my home town. what other people do with their lives doesnt affect me. but it doesnt mean i dont have a past either...
*wink wink*
God I love you, and yes, you're family. I wouldn't do what I advocated.
Relax...I grew up in the Woodstock area in NY, spend over a decade in Berkeley, would come to Santa Cruz and Monterey almost every weekend to lay on the beach, and then lived in LA for over a decade. Do I look judgemental!!!??? I just love to give you a hard time and elicit that sort of response. Now relax, you have some serious business to attend to. I'm thinking about you.
And don't use this information against me in the future. Also, I just read your profile for real. You're in the "ARTS." I thought you were a mechanic! Holy Crap!!!
It's 4:19 and you're either in the room or waiting to go in the room. Good luck honey. Love you.
It's 4:56. I linked to you. If that doesn't pull you out of this funk, nothing will! Of course I'm laughing. XO
It's closing on 6pm. I'm thinking of all the possibilities. I don't like any of them.
Almost 7pm. I'm hoping you, Cheese and the kids are eating a nice meal. Seriously.
Several thoughts come to mind. Appendicitis. Kidney stones. Gallstones. All things that will kick your ass with wicked pain (all the way to your balls.) Shit, man, I hope they figure it out quick. And in the meantime I hope you at least get some good pain meds (: Thinking of you and hoping you're hanging in there...
be sure to ask for the stirrups. they are a real treat
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