Monday, February 04, 2008

i had this thought this weekend but i seem to have forgotten it.

highly trained professional at work!!


what the fuck is going on with blogger!?!? is anyone elses spell check not working or is it just me??








yeah, i think at some point this weekend i lost a thought. im sure it was a good one, simply because i thought it. if i thunk it, it must be good, im a good thunker.
just trying to remember what the hell it was is hurting my head. fuck the patriots. when ever things seem to be going good wham. fuck the patriots. what the hell was i thinking was so damn cool i wanted to post about it??? anybody have any ideas?
i could tell you all that a friend of mine went to get a price quote on some repair work done to her car. i told her "dont pay more then forty dollars for that work". (she needed to have two studs replaced on her front hub, you know the bolts that hold the tire on?!?) she calls me a couple hours later and says "they want to charge me two hundred dollars. thats after the discount." wtf? so i did the repair while people watched. took less time to remove and replace the studs than it took buddy to put the spare tire back in its underthebedofthetruck storage place...
i could tell you about all that, but that would be boring and probubly piss me off talking about it!
i could tell you about the birthday party for mini cheese we had at river inn this sunday. how it turned out to be a fun party for all! even though the weather was crazy and we had to stay inside. we were loud and had kids running all around wearing funny glasses and neon glowing necklaces and party hats and plastic floweres, blowing various types of noise makers, swinging around slinkys and popping baloons... we apologized to our waitress, (a friend of ours) for the noise and asked if we had tipped her well enough. we were basically her only table and left more than eighty bucks in tip. on a seventy dollar tab i think thats pretty good. we brought our own cake and everyone really enjoyed it, picked up all our own garbage and stayed later for a couple of adult beers...
i could tell you about all that, but no... that would bore you all as well.
i could tell you that the coffee here this morning tastes like it was brewed down the crack of someone ass, but no... that might be in poor taste... get it "poor taste"?


or the fact that more than half of our employees are out sick this morning... hmmm... i saw most of their cars at the bar last night on our way home... sick... at least call in hung over... pussies. i could tell you about all that but who cares right?


what the fuck was i wanting to post about today? fuck! it was great! inspiring and funny.... fuck it... its monday and i feel good, just thought id rub that one in a little bit as well .

9 comments:

Sushi the Mermaid said...

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
And I want some ass crack coffee.

hnter1018 said...

For having lost your thought you still had plenty to say.

Don't even talk about the Pats. I dropped the remote last night and I told Christie if I find it it's going through the t.v. I was told if I did it I couldn't replace it...so I went to bed pissed

hnter1018 said...

For having lost your thought you still had plenty to say.

Don't even talk about the Pats. I dropped the remote last night and I told Christie if I find it it's going through the t.v. I was told if I did it I couldn't replace it...so I went to bed pissed

INNER VOICES said...

uuuggghhhhh... i dont ever watch sports on t.v. unless its superbowl, finals, world cup type thing. and that was pathetic. wtf was that?

denim said...

haha, pats lost. love it when the underdog wins. hahaha

thanks again for all the help this weekend, you guys are ass kickers and coprophagiacs. sorry i didn't make it to the bday party, i was doin laundry!! hooray! must have just missed you at the ri.

i trust cheese made it home with the ladies okay? forgot the radiator fluid... oops.

INNER VOICES said...

ya no... she added almost a whole quart! wow can you believe it!?! a whole quart!
its funny, when i put in the antifreeze and let the system burp for over an hour i had the sinking suspision that something bad was going to happen. and it did. after driving all the way to farmers house and back... funny, i think she doesnt trust my wrenching abilities... oh well, sometimes i dont either...
this was after the three quarts of oil i put in to bring the level up to the stick. so i changed it... um id rather be a quart low on the antifreeze than down three quarts of oil...

anyway, that made my pussy hurt and now im bitchy about it.

Black Egg said...

You gotta write those thoughts down at the moment you have them, even though when you have them it seems so effortless and common-sensical and yet somehow profound... that shit happens to me all the time. Sounds like you had another great weekend. Sorry, no guesses about that lost thought...

INNER VOICES said...

SUSHI!!! yer back! off to the far away seas and beyond eh? thanks for the awesome comment!! glad to hear from you!
b-egg... ive said to my self so many times how i should be writing that stuff down. must be a thing i have for forgetting things instantly... i must need all that brain space i managed not to burn holes in for day to day functions.... thanks for the comment!

Sushi the Mermaid said...

I think I'd like to wait on your table. I'd even do a birthday dance!