Thursday, February 21, 2008

see if anyone notices


so i started a best of box over on the right. its just the same shit you have all read before. if you find yourself wanting me to add to or remove any of those ive posted there, lemme know. im sure ive left some good ones out that need to be put on the list!!!

21 comments:

Cecile said...

Those urinals are quite interesting. I think I would have trouble peeing in them if I were a man. I know I would have trouble peeing in them since I am a woman.

Cecile said...

Oh by the way, I met your demand about the antispam filter. So now you don't have to type those stupid ass letters. I hate doing that too, and I didn't realize that my blog required people to do it. And give me a shout out about granny's new home town. We might be neighbors, you never know!

INNER VOICES said...

cecile, thanks for the word verifacation removal. its such a bitch when you have to type it in, then it doesnt recognize what you typed, so you have to do it again! my bad, if i seemed demanding! and the mens room urinals... i found a bunch of pictures for them... i'll post one that might be a little more user friendly soon! thanks for the comments!

Cecile said...

Oh I was just joking about being demanding. And "Bathroom art is cool!

Leah said...

Hi from Brooklyn--I was compelled to stop by here after some of your comments on other folks' blogs made me laugh. Pretty damn funny. And I like your blog a bunch--I'm out with flu, and have had some time to troll around (hope that didn't sound too scary...) and admire pictures and the humor.

Just to put my belated two cents in, I think red and black in combination definitely have their time and place--I dig 'em.

BBC said...

Why don't they make them like vagina's?

I sometimes wonder how many Catholic priests fucked Nuns. We know it had to happen.

INNER VOICES said...
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INNER VOICES said...

leah... welcome to the voices! and cheers to your de-lurking!!! thanks for the comment! you may be dissapointed in knowing im a masshole. been to many a greatful dead show in new york though. glad to hear i have some more black/red back up! hahaha... and yer sick eh? try not to cough on the comments while yer here. i'll be stoping by yer place when im not on macdialup. thanks again for delurking!

BBC are we going to have to wash that fucking mouth out with soap. there is a way to cuss here and be crass and there is a way to sound like some kind of odd pervert. i did have vagina shaped urinals to post, but i think ill decline. we wouldnt want you to get too excited about catholicism and its benefits. and didnt priests um, not ahem with nuns? so keep it clean...

Suzanne said...

What in the hell do you bring out in people? Leah's here. I thought she was so pure, but she isn't. Good Lord! You're killin me. Of course I'm looking through blurry vision. What else. How do you think I see the rift-raft? Leah, what in the hell are you doing here? I don't even belong here and I thought you belonged here even less. He sucked us into his votex. I don't forgive him and I certainly don't forgive you for being here. You're better than me! Right? Apparently not. Without Brian to navigate we're just fallin' apart as a nation. Go back innocent one, go back. I'll follow! Well...my eye sights not so good, it may take a while.

Robyn said...

Inner Voices! Dude I just love you! You slay me with your posts! I just had to tell ya! Talk to you soon. I am working back to back 12 hour shifts (3 days in a row)!
Peace out!
Robyn

Robyn said...

LOL!

Leah said...

Hi ladies! Fancy meeting you here! I think Inner Voices is a corrupting influence only in the best way, right Inner Voices?

Quick story, sorta a propos madonna urinals. A few years ago, I picked out some lovely holiday cards to send to my husband's catholic relatives in Texas, a haunting Madonna image. I brought them home and my husband pointed out that they were by Andres Serrano, the guy who did "Piss Christ." We sent them anyway because they were really so beautiful and spiritual... and maybe just a little adolescent act of rebellion...

Cecile said...

OMG you know you just started a war with BBC don't you? I shall definately come back to see the procession of the ensuing battles. You really do make all of us laugh. I think that is why we keep coming back for more. And it's not just for the porn. Although, even though they don't all like to admit it, everyone likes a little porn now and then.
Cheers.

INNER VOICES said...

suzanne, are you harrasing my readers already, here a week and already trying to take over... what will we do with you, all are welcome to free their voices here(except BBC, who seems to forget that there are ladies here.)so suzanne, do i need to break out the ruler for you as well? hahahahahaaaa..... thank you for your comment and with that poor vision of yours i'll try to write in a larger font and use smaller words!

robyn. thanks for the kudos! and twelve hour shifts?! i gather you work in a hopital type enviroment, are you a nurse? doctor, hospice? i'll have to peruse yer archives and find out. enjoy yer werkweerk!!

leah! yer back! bbc and suzanne havent scared you off? she makes you sound so innocent and pure! great story, little acts of rebellion are what life is about! thanks for the comments.

cecile! hahahahaaaa, BBC has nothing on me. i'll have to swing into the brothels of his land and check out his comment area. as long as you got my back! thank you for the nice words and i'll keep the soft porn comming. a nice bum here, some invisible sex act there, you know the stuff that titillates the mind as well as the eye.

thanks again all for the comments!

Suzanne said...

Hey you,

I would never harass your readers (because most are friends!) and I wou1..........1111111w..... (Ohno just wrote that, he's driving me nutty today). I'll start again. I would never try to "take over" your comment page! I have enough trouble dealing with my own. However, I realize I'm obnoxious, so I'm going to make an effort to change because I don't want to be lumped in with BBC as you so kindly lumped me. I'll change for the better. I'll shut up. I'll just come here to lurk after this.

We're supposed to be getting a massive storm tonight and tomorrow with heavy winds, it's just raining for now, but I was trying to get a new post up and running before the unimaginable happens, didn't save it, and Ohno's foot hit the Esc button and I was kindly escorted off the computer. I discovered when I got back on I didn't have a post. I thought Blogger saved that crap. They say they do. Hummmm. Oh well.

Now I'm going to take a shower in case we lose electricity because all the news stations have the city in panic mode. We're all rushing around like crazy trying to prepare. Rob's about to leave to buy more water, batteries and candles because I forgot them this morning. Hopefully it won't be too awful here. I'm sick of storms and looking at what's left of our back yard. Wow, as we speak (it's 4:21) and here come the winds. Suddenly everything is changing. Wow. Interesting. I hope we don't lose electricity because when we do, we lose heat and our fireplace isn't working. When we bought the house we received a $3,000 credit because the chimney had a crack. Like fools we never spent the money to have it repaired. When the electricity went out for the first time a few months ago in that HUGE storm, I froze my butt off. I was not a happy camper. Well sweetie I have to run. Lots to still do.

Hope you're having a nice Saturday and hope the storm misses you. Apparently it's supposed to hit Tahoe and be very unkind, so perhaps you'll just get a little bit of it. Cross your fingers and toes for us (Robyn lives close by, so cross them for her, Jim and the kitties too!).

Much love,
Suzanne

p.s. I'll link to you as soon as I have some time (I'm hoping none of my religious or shabby chic friends click on by accident!). I'm playing so much catch-up with my blog I'm barely able to find time for anything and with Ohno sabotaging my work I'm taking two steps back for every step forward. Thanks for the link. Keep it there, it makes your page look pretty (too bad it's not pink!). Oh, one more thing, what you wrote to Cecile on her blog was beautiful. I knew you were a nice guy. You couldn't fool all of us! One more thing (sorry, I'm trying to get everything out because I'm not going to be writing again, as I mentioned above), I responded to your comments on my blog. Please take a look, otherwise I wrote them for absolutely no reason! And that would be a waste of words and my valuable time. ;)

Stay dry and safe. XO

Kay said...

Good lord man, you have amassed quite the fanclub here...

Is that why you don't call me anymore? You've moved on? I'm telling cheese, it just isn't nice...

INNER VOICES said...

kay!!!! i raise my fist and thrust my middle finger into the air and scream "fuck the world" only for you!!! and cheese is wondering wtf has been going on over here at the voices....

suzanne, no need to worry about any of that. some readers are different. i like that. if we all sat around talking about knitting and our grand children it would be the voices! thank for the comments!!

oread the SSA said...

If I piss in those fancy pee pots, does that mean my urine is then analagous to Christ? And am I going to hell for that? Also, could I make a sink out of one of these, because that'd be wicked awesome for a kitchen...

INNER VOICES said...

ossa... um, anal-what? im an idiot! but it think they would be wicked cool as sinks as well...

cher said...

ok, you simply MUST post the vagina urinal. please.

INNER VOICES said...

no...