Friday, February 22, 2008

not a dirty animal thingy

"just because you are not paranoid, doesn't mean they are not watching"

so we have two male dogs at home, that spend anywhere from eight to ten hours a day hanging out with only each other. they are gay and that's fine with me, its not like they really have a choice. kind of a last two dogs on the planet type thing. they wrestle and play like any other dog would do. they sleep in the same dog bed most of the time(even though we have two).

when beau impaled himself last month, charlie was licking the bloody wound and vice versa. it wasn't until last month that we noticed our boys had decided to take it to the next level. when right in the middle of a movie and in front of the t.v. they started their little show!

"WTF? dogs outta here! what the hell is that? did you see that? what where they doing?"

like we didn't know, and so now and again when they put on this little act/show for us and we boot them out side to finish their, um business.

i guess if i were to have my nuts chopped off and be locked in the house all day with my buddy and didn't really have any other human contact.....


10 comments:

Cecile said...

This picture is totally cool. And you really read my long ass post twice? Hum, haha. I"m not sure I would read that bunch of crap twice. It could cause brain damage. I don't know why I put it up. Anyway, I'll try believe in angels, but right now, I prefer ghosts.

Kay said...

Def a sweet pic.

And the doggy gayness is funny. Dead wrong, but funny. Glad it's not me seeing that.

INNER VOICES said...

CECILE!!! thanks for the kudos on the pics! glad you enjoy it as well. see they are watching!

kayfro!! yo! and thank you as well for the props, i aim to please. yeah, what am i supposed to do about my extremely "happy" dogs?

Mr. Shife said...

Indeed a sweet pic.
The dogs are like prison inmates. Which one is the bitch? And I wonder if they would sell their pal for some Alpo.

oakland heidi said...

I hate you.

oread the SSA said...

Rule #34 of the internets has been proven yet again...gay dog porn. With an all-dog cast.
I AM AMAZED.
And come on, didn't you see Beavis and Butthead Do America? "Lesbian Seagull" is not just a song, my friend. It is a REALITY. Animals are here, queer, and highly entertaining yet disturbing!

INNER VOICES said...

mr. shife... for wet food? they would sell each other out in a second...

oakytoaky! i know you love me, but if you could hit me while you tell me you hate me, then i will know for sure thats its true love!!

ossa? is it really you? yer here and down with animals who are queer! like my little bit of gay rymeing there? anyway... thanks for the comment. i just had to come out of the closet about my dogs... i didnt want anyone to think i was holding back!

cher said...

hell, i'd sell one of my kids for some wet food.

that picture is really creative, and your title? awesome.

INNER VOICES said...

thanks, soooooo... ive got some wet dog food...

cher said...

sweet. maybe you could leave me some for the morning... you know, after your good and done stalking me at my open windows.