Thursday, May 08, 2008

oh.... and im wicked fucking hung over


So after my long lunch at my buddy's house i came back to work and managed to get a few more things done. then went back up to his place. it was his birthday. he pretty much wanted to be alone so i invited myself back up there to drink the rest of his beer. we hung out and watched his lady play guitar hero. cheese showed up with a back-up case of Coors light and we drank that too. we then opened a bottle of Yeager (i think we almost finished it!) and started taking some shots.... denim didn't want any, (something about having to go to work the next day), so i put his shot onto a big spoon and fed it to him like medicine... it was damn funny watching him being fed these "shots" of Yeager. after cheese knocked over several shots onto the floor someone decided it was a good idea to jump in the pool.
they have a bitchin pool. deep enough to use a small diving platform at one end and shallow enough for kids to play in on the other. we hiked over to it in the dark and all huddled behind a tiny flashlight. stripped down naked in the cold mountain air and all jumped in. it was cold!!! brrr.... well we almost all jumped in. denims girlfriend need some extra coaching and was ratted out that it was indeed her idea to do it! so she shed her clothes and made the plunge with a little extra help from me shoving her in! (later she fessed up to needing to be shoved in...) cheese jumped in and out several times and was last to get dressed!
back at the house we could tell it was coming close to blow job time and we needed to leave. cheese swore she was able to drive down the hill and then promptly passed the fuck out. denim and company helped me with driving cheeses car down the mountain and getting her into my truck. drove home and did all my chores in the dark...
got almost all the way to her car this morning and realized i left her keys in my jacket pocket hanging on the coat rack at home! so i fashioned a custom made "break into cheeses car rod" and in seconds flat was in and she had her spare set sitting on the seat...
I've been at work for over two hours today and have not done jack shit. everyone has been out of the office and I'm on my third cup of coffee trying not to barf it up... fucking Yeager....
oh yeah happy birthday yo...

13 comments:

shelaghayan said...

Ha ha! I talked to Cheese this morning and she made mention of trying to not vomit into the phone receiver. I love these kinds of mornings! (Especially when I get to witness them from afar...)

The absolute BEST thing about a hangover is how fucking awesome you're going to feel tomorrow.

shelaghayan said...

Addendum: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/54/54_10_Best_Things.html

Pay particular attention to # 7. You, my friend, are a tough sonofabitch.

denim said...

jehehehe, i fell great!

guess the medicine worked. sucks to hear you guys aren't feelin it, the lady wasn't feeling too good this mornin either.

so i guess the pool was chlorinated yesterday, i get a text this morning saying "pool open" ahahahahahaha.

thanks for comin over, jackass

INNER VOICES said...

"YOU FELL GREAT"?!?!

FirstNations said...

see, now im all inspired to go hit the liquor store. hey, mothers day is coming up.

but....jaeger?

JAEGER, PEOPLE?

when there is tequila? please. you dissapoint me.

INNER VOICES said...

SHE! good to see you back in the blogosphere... cheese was a hurting puppy as much as i this morning... funnt link! thanks for the comment!!!

denim, yeah, yeah mr. fucking smarty pants...

jaeger, i mean nations... yeah i know. i would have loved drinking some corralejo or patron silver but what they had was the frozen jeager and i like it when im drinking it, just not for the next week after drinking it...

denim said...

you must not have seen me fall... it was great.

other than that, i feel great too. yippee



















jackass

Suzanne said...

How do you guys raise kids, run a home, make a living, drive a car, garden, kill animals, etc.?

Leah said...

Well, I ate a bunch of tortilla chips and crocheted some granny squares last night...does that count?...

MJ said...

You managed to pee in my potted plant.

oakland heidi said...

Happy belated bday to denim... and I just love that Cheese... she is real big sur to me. always. all the time.

rock.

INNER VOICES said...

DENIM, did you biff it dude? thats great!!! yeah, i'll get you that walker/porto-potty thing i was telling you about!













fuck-stick!


suzanner--- we raise our kids with the kindness in our hearts and give them everything they need and nothing they dont. we run our home with reckless efficientcy, its clean, orginized AND we live in it! we make our living by doing our best and giving back to the community in which we live. we drive our cars fast and careful, pass when we can and run bicycles off the road when ever possible, all the while with our seat belts on and the carseats firmly strapped! our garden grows with the grace of cheese! she is amazing and i'll post some pictures soon! animals are born, live their lives and die. its cicular, it happens to all of us. in nature without our heavy, meddling hands it happens even faster and more often... etc.. etc.. etc...

leah, what a wild night eh? what kind of dip did you use?

mj, better than on myself in your tub i suppose...

oakland, you always leave the nicest comments!! i'll see if i can direct denim over here to collect his birthday wishes!!!

cher said...

this was a funny post.
man we need to hang out.
but i will probably keep my clothes on.