Tuesday, May 13, 2008

KEEPING IT LIGHT THIS WEEK.


every now and then in the blog world we like to tell others how people found us, I've done it before and to continue on with the "keeping things light" week, I'll tell you all how folks came to visit the voices and where they are from. in no order other than what stat counter spits them out to me... here ya go...


some one from Calcutta, west Bengal India spent ten minutes looking into the voices by googling "fulking photography". interesting, spell check must not have been working for me that day and missed the proper spelling for fuck. hello person from Calcutta, perhaps try looking over at mjs blog. she might have more of what you are looking for. this was the post they spent their time trying to interpret...


an individual from Brooklyn googled "pictures of complete assholes" and happened to spend two minutes plus, checking through my archives... alls they had to do is look in just about any dictionary and there my picture would be... i wonder if they were looking for anything particular?!?!


"wicked busy" was what one person yahoo searched to come by here. they only spent fifty seven seconds here, but I'm sure it was worth their while. i do remember a post titled that. they were from hessperia California. i wonder if they were from the east coast or trying to translate something from the the east coast... huh...


one person spent over an hour in my 2006 archives. they hailed from Spain(that's all it said) and searched out "mean huh". I'm not sure at all what the hell they might have been looking for, but if they want mean they found it huh?!?!?


I'll bet that the person from Greensboro north Carolina was a girl. she spent hours on the 11th of may googling things like "so fucking over it", "I'm fucking over it", "I'm like over it" etc. i had thirteen hits from her in one day! apparently she wasn't that over it. spent half the day researching "it".


this one i think is the funniest one yet and i hadn't even noticed it when it came through... "CAN I EAT POPCORN AFTER I TAKE A LAXATIVE" was Google searched by some one in the Bronx. they ended up at this post and read for five minutes... i wonder if the laxatives took effect and they had to stop reading the voices!!! good luck with that person from the Bronx, but i would have to say no, don't eat any popcorn after taking a laxative. it might end up feeling a little strange... like a muddy shot gun blast!


brevard north Carolina was wondering "how do i build a temporary green house" and stayed here for a mere ten seconds. this is not a how to site, its a what not to do site. thanks for stopping by though brevard.


another individual from Santiago Region Metropolitana Chile blog searched "crass buscar blogs" and ended up looking at this post for under a minute as well. i wonder if there is a translation key for blogs and if I'm buscar? i guess not enough for that reader....


and you from Toronto, who blog searched "blogs.com pussy", you dirty little porn searching pervert! how dare you only spend five minutes reading this post doing who knows what to your self while reading... please remember to wipe off the screen so the next person doesn't get any on them... sheesh.... and spend a little more time when you are here eh? perhaps comment. or go over to mjs on a Friday...


well that's all folks, of course there are the ones where it tells it me it was you or him reading and lots of "no link available"s but i thought these were some funny ones. i only have the free version of stat counter which i think gives me five hundred views!!! have a good Tuesday and if you care, lets hear some of the ways people have found you!

13 comments:

Leah said...

Hilarious. Here's some of the Google searches that led some odd ducks to me: "Tuck a poem in your pocket and a smile on your face" (oy), "Weather in the year 1915 for the United States" (huh?), and, one of the most frequent, "punk rock outfit."

Just Bob said...

I'm reading you... not really sure where I found you but I've added you to my Google Reader. Check me out if you like!

Random Chick said...

LOL! So funny!!!

Hey, how do you find out how people find your blog? I've seen lots of people blog about how this person Googled something and found them...how can I do that? Tell me...pleeease!

INNER VOICES said...

random!!! the last link i posted goes to "statcounter" its free and fairly easy.(everything these days online is built to be easy! almost...) follow their command prompts, set up an account and paste the html code onto your blog, twards the bottom or in a side bar. with bloggers new drag and drop features its pretty easy... i had no idea what the fuck i was doing when i started blogging and the gal (hi heidi) turned me on to both... its fun and you can see how many times people come to your site and the like. then you can label them and blah, blah, blah....

INNER VOICES said...

errr... "the gal who turned me on to blogging, (hi heidi) turned me on to both...)

INNER VOICES said...

leah!!! "punk rock outfit" how cool is that! thanks for checking in and sharing...

just bob.... welcome to the voices!!! ive seen your blogreader in my stat counter.... so out of the closet here eh? good on you! as i said welcome and enjoy. there is a really good group of folks here and i generally mix things up fairly well.... muwahahahaaa...

Just Bob said...

Thanks for the comments on my blog. No, I'm not a native Masshole but I had the honor of working at UMass-Amherst for three years. It's a great campus, great people, and awesome Athletics Department!

Go...
Go U...
Go UMASS...
GO UMASS!!!

INNER VOICES said...

bob, thats wicked! i went to umass with my father and evilfuckingbitchofastepmoster when i was a very young child. i remember very few things about the place. i think my fathers dorm room had a pink fist on a black door. i remember watching a preview of the original "war of the worlds" and writing a thank you letter to the admin who allowed to me to go... not much alse as i have blocked out the majority of that part of my life... meh, what can you do! so you are a coach? hopefully not a towel boy?!?!? hahahaha, "just fucking with ya"!!!

MJ said...

I just checked my Statcounter.

Someone is looking for "banana up bum"

I'm sure they were thrilled to see Beast's bare buttucks being used as a fruit bowl.

Lela said...

I found you thru Iksodas a long time ago (and am just a silent stalker now)... and I guess I'm just the nekkid chick that reads you thru Googlereader from Detroit. And, seems my blog is too serious or something. No one ever googles anything funny and gets me.

Not that I've noticed anyway.

Have to try more cuss words maybe??

:)
~Lela

Suzanne said...

Wow, so you know how often I visit? Does it give you my height, weight, measurements, license #, Soc Sec # and food preferences too?

Random Chick said...

Suzanne, you don't even want to know what you can find out with these things...it's SCARY!!!!

Thanks IV for the stat stuff...I'm gonna check it out today and probably post about weird Google searches...what a great idea for a post!!! LOL!

INNER VOICES said...

MJ, im sure they were quite excited to discover your site!!! doesnt everyone?!?!?

lela! wow, how crazy is this... ive just been asking iksodas about two particular blue light parking lot pics... welcome to the voices! if you dont mind id link you and pimp you out as i have done to "just bob".... cheese and i checked out your site and of course love your photos, but enjoy your writing as well... thanks for de-lurking and for the comment!!!!

suz, no but i can see what computer you use, your screen resolution, your internet provider, ummm... your ip adress, which means i/the government knows exactly where you live and telecomute from... also how long you stayed and how many times, etc.. etc... there are so many counters out there, i only use one. i imagine that others have different things they look at...

random! good luck with it. it will only take effect once you install the counter... have fun with it, its additicting when you first install it... seeing whose reading, how they got there, etc... have a great day!!!