Monday, May 19, 2008

OH BOY....

I FEEL LIKE OVER MICRO-WAVED DOG SHIT....



i just got home from san francisco... we did the bay to breakers run/walk and spent sixteen hours drimking like a professional... ive taken the day off to sober up!!!

16 comments:

shelaghayan said...

I want to die. My liver hurts. My brain hurts. I have to write a fucking grant today?!?? Why did you buy that champagne? I'm of the resolute opinion that that was ill-advised. Whoo. I had so much fun! Here's to wallowing in our hangovers!

MJ said...

Why did you run?

Doesn't the BART go that way?

Just Bob said...

WTF... are you celebrating Queen Vickie Day down here in States? Are some sort of Canuck wannabe? Don't even try to find any Canadian beer here in California, I tried yesterday.

What a slacker.

oakland heidi said...

You are so cool! I have always wanted to do that... way fun.

cher said...

he's half canuk.

so Inner, I did a little more homework today and stopped by my own blog. i didn't comment, but man i'm funny. I think i'll keep reading it.

shelaghayan said...

I just recharged my camera batteries. Man, there was a lot of wang yesterday. I have more pictures of gross old man penises than I ever thought I'd want or need. Lots of blue, too.

MJ said...

Shelaghayan: I am always in the market for gross old man pics if you don't know what to do with them.

Random Chick said...

It's your own damn fault! ;-) Glad to see you made it home okay...did you have fun?

shelaghayan said...

MJ: try this link. There are some shlongs there. Unfortunately, my batteries died before I could get a photo of the world's smalled penis (his gross FUPA didn't help).

http://picasaweb.google.com/shelagh.baird/BayToBreakers

Suzanne said...

I'm laughing too hard from the comments. Wait, let me compose myself. I ran the Bay to Breakers what seems like decades ago, but love MJ's comment "Why not just take BART!" That is too funny. Running/walking is still free, BART is what now? Nine bucks?

Zack, shit, I am so totally impressed. I thought you were kidding the other day. You weren't. And you aren't the fat, mean M.F. you referred to yourself as. Wow. I have a new and profound respect for you. Wow. Who knew? And Shelaghayan, are you at Mills? If so, I won't report you because I respect the hell out of you. Why? Because you insulted me in 20 words or less a few months back!!! Brilliant! Hope you both feel better soon. Seriously.

And Cher just kills me with her narcissism. Too funny.

MJ, I just love you. I'll pick some roses to cover your groin. And some for the house too.

XO

Suzanne said...

You know what's freaking me out? That every time I come here I'm monitored. You know the exact time I spend surfing. Okay, I think this is 2 minutes. Bye.

Just Bob said...

It was 2 minutes 38 seconds. Why would you think you are being monitored?

Suzanne said...

Just Bob...cuz he said so. (Read previous post). I just got off the phone with Bindi after over two hours and came back here. What?! I was still on your blog. That means technically I was here for over three hours. Not so. See! Your stats aren't correct my dear man. I was in Arkansas. ;) And yes Bob, he monitors us. Knows every single move we make. Christ, I'm now a paranoid bitch on top of everything else. I think I'm about to have a stroke. Can someone get me to the ER? Please.

XO

Just Bob said...

Too funny... thanks for the laugh!

Suzanne said...

You're welcome.

That took about 3 minutes to think about and compose, but I.V. can give you the exact time.

XO

cher said...

suzanne-death by narcissism... nice! Even i didn't think of that.