Monday, May 05, 2008

"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT COPY I ASKED FOR!!!"

Just a minute to post... i blasted back down the coast once i had the parts in hand and fixed the 1968 gorman rupp water pump. while people were watching! i love that shit, when people are all standing around...

"you are never going to fix it..." was the first comment.

"i don't know why we don't buy a new pump?!?" someone said.

"why didn't you just get a new pump?" said another.

"how much would a new one cost? this is a waste of time!"

was the last comment i heard before i hit the remote start switch and spayed two of the three that were standing behind it with GALLONS of water!!!

"watch out! when this thing fires up its gonna spray some serious water!" i yelled over the twin cylinder air, cooled, straight pipe exhaust, Onan engine... heh heh.. doubt me, fuckers....

mechanic one, team "you cant do it" zero!!!


9 comments:

denim said...

ahahah, love that shit. one of the reasons i still get up in the morning.

MJ said...

When you finish photocopying your butt, send a copy to me and I'll post it.

INNER VOICES said...

denim! right on man, good talking with you last night... see your ass tommorow, unless you want to come up and do some work for free at my house tonight...

mj, im not sure i want my ass on your blog, unless i have socks on out in the garden with my pruning shears... then i might do it.

INNER VOICES said...

denim! right on man, good talking with you last night... see your ass tommorow, unless you want to come up and do some work for free at my house tonight...

mj, im not sure i want my ass on your blog, unless i have socks on out in the garden with my pruning shears... then i might do it.

INNER VOICES said...

fucking double posting shit... i hate that.

MJ said...

You can leave your socks on.

INNER VOICES said...

i'll have to have cheese approval on the photo, perhaps she will join me?!?!? hahahahaaa... yeah right... for now the masses will have to dream away thinking of the back side of the voices...

Random Chick said...

Don't you love it when the nay-sayers get to eat shit. Sweet.

INNER VOICES said...

it could not have planned it any better!!! the timing, the positioning of the pump valve, the commentary... it was sweet! thank you!!!