Friday, May 23, 2008

whats with that?


recently there seems to have been a surge of idiots and posts about idiots in bloggger world... for instance iksodas wrote a post about commenter's who would not get the fucking point... its a good post, better than this one will be so go and read it. several times in "the voices" lifetime there have been some commenters who just piss me the fuck off. there is a right way and a wrong to conduct yourself here. on every blog for that matter. the world of anonymity is not your licence to act like a fucking child.

when i have found a new blog i like, i lurk. i come out of the closet and make comment that pertain to the postings... i don't try to fit in right away and definitely don't take liberties not given to me. i wouldn't walk into the barbershop in l.a. and say "yo, wot up nigger?!?! lay me some skin and hook up the fade.." that would seem a bit out of place, no? but if it were a place id been going to for a long time and perhaps spoke/saw/interacted with the owners of said barber shop outside of that environment i might feel a little better about busting out some lingo like that...

chubby little yipster wrote a great post about it not too long ago as well. "Don't Act Like A Dick" is what she said. why is that so hard to understand...

the Internet is a powerful tool as well as a nice way to relieve stress/meet people/sell shit/look at funny pictures, etc...etc... so don't fuck with me or anyone i know... i can find out more information about you, where you work, who you aren't fucking, what you drive, why you got fired from your last job, your social security number (I'm not shitting you, if you have ever signed a government paper before 1989, there is a copy of it online with your information available in an archive and i can find it for under $5.99) where you park your piece of shit car at night and who your neighbors are before you can read far enough into my archives and find out that i live in big sur, california.

so people out there who think they are acting cool, chances are your being shallow and lame... cut it out, stop pretending and if you cant do that, get a my space account, that's the place for folks like you....




19 comments:

hnter1018 said...

I tried that $5.99 shit and I still couldn't find you. After reading your zack facts I know why.

Just Bob said...

It frightens me that you're only about an hour away. I'm staying on my best behaviour with you. MJ's another matter entirely, she's far enough away and welcomes my inappropriateness.

INNER VOICES said...

hmmmm.....

oakland heidi said...

oh IV is HOT under the collar.

So many douce bags out there... they really are everywhere. At work, online, on the road....

But being online, having this psuedo cloak of anonymity, really brings out the worst in some.

Suzanne said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog baby. I'll be back later when I have more time to discuss your particular point of view about ye old 325 (how do you know it's not an "i?")! I will make a quick comment however about this post (okay, get a drink, a smoke and relax for the next hour). You are correct my damn man. I received 2, yes, only 2 nasty comments and both, believe it or not were related to what's his name. Jeasus Christ, what's his name? That's so disrespectful of me. Wow, that's really wierd, I can't remember. (I think that car accident was a bitch because my brain seems kinda fried today. Seriously.) When the comments arrived, I, like a moron tried to be understanding and respond. Bindi, believe it or not, wrote immediately and told me to knock it off and delete the idiot's comment. Then everyone got on the bandwagaon!!! Twice!!! You think I would have learned the first time. Nope. Took two times. I may be a moron two times, but I refuse to be a moron three times. I learned my lesson. Delete, delete, delete, or write posts like this and scare the M.F.'s off. Good job.

Love you and thank for your support always.

OX

P.S. What the hell do you know about me? Leave my SS# alone and don't show up at my door without proper warning, I mean, notice. ;)

Suzanne said...

Why the hell don't I ever proof before I post a comment? I said "...my damn man." I meant to say "...my dear man!" That's too funny. Forgive me my damn man.

Suzanne said...

And because you've given me support more than once, I think "thank" should have been plural!

This is all because of the accident. Trust me. I'm not usually this bad. Right?

Cecile said...

Fight, Fight between the black and white. If the white don't win we all jump in. Yeah, that's me being totally non-PC. I hope you are doing well my friend. Cheese, you are beautiful. I am so glad I can now stick a face to your fake name. You two don't party too hard on this extended weekend.

Gig said...

*slyly looks around for "special flask" for a shot to calm Suze's nerves.*

Interesting post...will comment later after some sleep.

I do agree with Cece, it is nice to be able to put a beautiful face with a name,real or fake.

Good food and good booze for the Holiday weekend to you!!

Suzanne said...

What the hell are they talking about? Where's the beautiful photo of Cheese? Have I missed something? (Oh, you're missin' somethin' alright.)

Piggy and Tazzy said...

Hello!

Yes, yes. I fully agree with this post.

And that MySpace pic with the jobbie in the pan had us rolling with laughter!

*being remarkably polite for once*

stonelifter said...

Yes I am still alive and it is going up and down right now, looking for a new place to live because in a law abiding society god forbid that the ones who uphold the law should be the ones that are protected.

meh

MJ said...

Piggy: I've never seen you this polite!

If only you'd been so polite to him over in my comments today when you thought that Voices is a woman!

I know you've had this problem before...telling the boys from the girls...

It's how you ended up with that tranny in your bed last weekend, wasn't it?

MJ said...

Voices: Piggy and Tazzy are two separate people but Piggy never shuts up long enough to let Tazzy get a word in.

kylie said...

hey mr IV
where are you?
i hope that gearbox didnt fall on you?
it's one thing after another with my car right now.....now it's two sets of bushes need replacing. at this rate it'll be a new old car before the tears out
cheers

Random Chick said...

People think that just because they're on the Internet they can be even bigger dickheads than they are in "real" life...we still think you're a dickhead, and now we can ridicule you with everyone reading. LOL!!!

Hey, hope you had a great weekend!!! We're thinking of planning a road trip to Big Sur...maybe we can pop by???

cher said...

ok, so scrolling down, i was reading your post about the digital camera thing. i have to be honest, i just don't get your beef. its not like you are buying a photo and you can't get it off some guys camera. you do actually have the print in your hand right? ya, i just don't see the dif, but then again, i don't even have one painting or picture up in my house and we've lived here over two years, so what do i know. I prefer my house to look like noone lives there at all, ever. if it was completely empty, i'd be thrilled and wake up so clutter free in my mind, i may actually relax.
although, its actually going to make MJ's competition very challenging for me...

glad your finger is starting to feel better...

i'm so jealous that you have hung out with Kay. You have no idea. I don't know who i'm more jealous of though, you or kay. Actually, i think i may be the most jealous of cheese.

nice with the floater in the toilet! haha...

INNER VOICES said...

heidi! yup, so many douch bags so little time.

suz, im well versed in the differences in the B.ig M.assive W.edgie mobiles... but i hope you opted to get a second estimate... i could have bent your bumper back with a channel locks and a hammer...
and did you ever figure out which picture was cheese?


cecile! thanks for the kudos and i do remember that slogan on the school playground, except it wasnt quite as pc as your version...


piggy and tazzy!!! welcome to the voices... sorry to dissapoint you that i am indeed a man... not the beautiful woman in drag that mj makes me out to be... and happy to hear that some folks enjoyed the picture, i try to please!!!

stonelifter, glad to hear that the crackheads have recruited you yet! good luck on the house hunting... so did you buy that gun i had mentioned...

mj, thanks for straightening them out... but now beast has caught me in a photo with my dress on... dammit! i'll have to update my profile on their dating site.

kylie! sorry to hear your vovlo is still having issues... bushing should be cheap and easy to fix... one trick is to ask for the old parts. it makes sure they accually did the work and you can see for your self just how easy that shit is to fix...

random! please come on down to big sur! absolutely love for you to stop by, you have four wheel drive of course? you city folks drive suvs and have 4x4 right! hahahahaaa. just acting the part you so lovingly mentioned...

cher, the differece is one is a digital image and one is a photograph. one has been proven over time to have archival value and abilities and the other says it is archival. one is taken and stored as a moment in time and the other can forever be manipulated and changed... i suppose3 its the difference between real and edible panties... to each is his/her own....

stonelifter said...

Dude at one point in my life I was a gunsmith and had enough fire power to level a house but that not withstanding, I do not need a gun to deal with crackheads, they are weak and afraid and are very easily dealt with an a physical level. The problem lies in they have nothing to lose and i have everything to lose.