Tuesday, May 20, 2008

YOU WISH YOU WERE AS COOL AS ME!!






Within moments of exploding my fingertip between the concrete wall and the five ton jack yesterday afternoon i took some phone type photos... i wish it still looked this good, yeah someone needs to kick me in the shin with steel toed boots on so i can forget this particular pain.... i'll take some more pics tomorrow... right now it is the size of my thumb and throbs like bad techno beat...have a pleasant evening folks at home...

21 comments:

Suzanne said...

Oh baby. Let me kiss your finger. Not that it will help, but it sounds pretty! I hope you're okay and the recoverey period is short. That's gotta hurt! And when I was at UCLA I had to buy steel toed boots for sculpture class. I worked with steel and all sorts of stuff and had to be safe and apparently protect my toes. I remember walking around in my boots, chaps and helmet. I felt like one tough you know what. It was terrific! There's something about being completely macho that brings out the best is a gal!

Love you and thank you for your brilliant idea. I've met so many wonderful people and they've obviously become friends. I mean really, you can't go back, just forward. Thank you for that.

XO

hnter1018 said...

OH SHIT does that look painful. Bet you get some good pills to numb the pain. Hope it heals up quick for you

MJ said...

I volunteer to insert the 5-inch heel of my stilettos up your arse to help you forget the pain.

hnter1018 said...

HOLY CRAP MJ....that might make him forget about everything.

Kookaburra said...

AARGH! WHAT THE @#!%!
Man, that's gotta hurt. From the pic it looks to be your right hand.
Are you left handed or right handed. I'm guessing it doesn't matter much just right now.

A few beers should dull the brain if not the pain.

Mark.

oakland heidi said...

ouch. ouch. ouch.

oakland heidi said...

ouch. ouch. ouch.

Leah said...

Awful. Poor poor pinky. But "throbs like bad techno beat"--you've got a way with words, my boy.

MJ said...

I hope that's not your "Jackin' the Beanstalk" hand.

cher said...

awe. that kind of throbbing pain sucks. all you can do is hit the pain killers.

i'm so happy you posted a pic of the blood. you know how i wouldn't have let it go until i've seen it. why am i so gross?

hmm, i dunno.

just lucky i guess

cher said...

oh, and new post just for you. well, not JUST for you, but because of your gentle nudging

Random Chick said...

YEEEOUCH! You need some good drugs, especially after MJ kicks you in the arse with those steel-toed boots. Be careful next time!

INNER VOICES said...

suzzane! glad you enjoyed the branching out and meeting folks, it seems to have worked for many! thanks for the finger kiss as well, wipe off you lip though, i dont think that shade of red is lipstick..

hntr, i dont generally do pills but last night i really wished i would have taken them...

mj! yer making me pucker up with anticipation!

kookaburra! thanks for the comment, when i whacked yestarday there were some of our most macho guys standing around, i heard "scream it out man, that looks like its gonna hurt!" oh boy, i did... people came running out from the office and everything. i felt like such a wuss... smashed my pinky, couldnt it have been a more manly finger?!?

oakland! ouch, ouch,ouch... you got that 100% on the money... congrats on the job and the house!

leah, thanks for the kudos on my description... when you feel it all the way intot your head there isnt any other way to describe it...

mj, yes indeed it was, thankfully i took care of that particular piece of business in that morning...

cher, the blood and the gental nudging are all just for you!!!

random, i'll have to watch out for mj, never know where she might stick what!!! and contrary to popular belief, im not that intoo drugs!!!

cher said...

its probably weird that i think the grease on your fingers is hot right?

INNER VOICES said...

hah! not at all... its a part of the whole blue collar working mans hands thing... please feel free to blow up and frame for your bed room wall!

cher said...

already did, but thanks for your permission. i don't feel guilty now.

*trots off down the hall happily this time with no guilt and so thankful for a printer...

Kookaburra said...

apropos - left handed or right handed ...
mj is quick on the uptake - that's what my earlier comment was alluding to ...
and i thoght that this was a family establishment ...

Suzanne said...

Trust me...this is NOT a family establishment.

Hope you're feeling a bit better today baby. God, that's gotta hurt. Well, you brought Santa to the Cafe, so you must not need a pinky for that. You bastard! Always a twist of the monkey wrench to make thinks interesting. You kill me. You know that. No one's going to read this, so I'll plant it right here. I love you to death. I do remember when I couldn't even look, but I expanded my horizon and where I am now? In the land of porn! Yup, MJ'a on my blog. Why, cuz she loves roses! Who knew! And I adore her (always have actually...I've been lurking for months...no I can't always look, but I lurk). However, I'm forever trying to cover up her privates. And Hunter, what a great guy. I just love him (yes, I know...a vegetarian and a hunter/meat eater). You're post was brilliant because it made us all step outside the box. The most brilliant thing is we can't go back, we're spead all over the place now and forever. I like that. Thank you Zack. I adore you and you know that. I hope you feel better soon. (Honey, you can take Advil for a bit of relief.)

With much love,
Me XO

Lela said...

ewwwwww!!!

You need a full time nurse. Of course... not sure you could be trusted around one...

but I'm sure we can find a male nurse for ya.

HA! ~Lela

Gig said...

OMG, I missed a day somewhere!! Must have been those damn Lemon drops over at the Onion!!! Maybe liquid pain killers would help? Great Lemon drops over there that will make you forget Everythig!!!

Hope the "the bad techno beat" has "left the finger".

INNER VOICES said...

lela, cheese is studying to become a nurse! oddly enough she could barely look at it and turned a nice shade of white when i started squeezing it and making blood squirt out... thanks for the fun comment!!!

gig! all is well with the finger except for when i bend it, use it, whack it, move it, look at it... etc... thanks for the concern!!