Wednesday, May 21, 2008

catch up!?!?

a boy can dream....

so the meet and greet as some one called it seems to have worked really fucking good! i see members of the voices in places I've never encountered them before (... umm...never mind) and i see some of the new comers like mark and Kylie checking people out. awesome. its going to take just a little bit to update my blog roll.

mark has a shit load of blogs to check out and is a quite the writer...kylie was worried that she wasn't as pretty as lela and that's why she didn't get an official welcome. not the case, being a twelve year old Asian boy with red hair myself, I'm not that pretty and don't discriminate at all. things just get overwhelming here at the voices. shit happens so fast....

I'm hoping you all understand. i try to keep it mixed up and sometimes find myself spending weeks just bitching about my day to day life. i don't know why you guys put up with that shit. but it does seem some of you have moved around and found more kindred spirits out there and I'm juiced by that. seeing Cher over on mj's, seeing suz there too! wtf? suz couldn't even look at my blog with out blinders on and now shes at mjs? wow! random chick is everywhere! love it. i had to stalk her for weeks before she even acknowledged my existed. bob sprung out of no where and now has his own new following. mark and Kylie and some of the other folks from suz's place came over when i had hit the ceiling of reality and had some very kind words and prayers. i believe more in angles than god but to each his own and they were indeed part of the good vibes flowing that day...

beast is everywhere and is enjoyed by many... Cecile pops in and out. she has her hands full with twins and graces my blog with her presence, thank you... Cher you wacky Canadian lass, you do have some sweet action! iksodas, if i had the money id fly you out to take some pics of cheese. she nervous about getting naked for strangers (we have friends who would love to take some professional shots, but no naked cheese.) i know im missing a lot of you who are very important and i dont mean too, i need to go and milk the blood from my finger...

all right and I'm getting weepy from all this as well, alls i have to say is you fuckers rock! with out my readers it would just be html script and lame photos i think are funny!!!

thanks again....


edit:i did forget quite a few people who went looking around at other blogs, I'm sorry!!!
Leah, went over to first nations blog after finding her comments "intriguingly charismatic". she seemed to like her descriptions and writing... Leah came over here to the voices on the first wave from Suzanne's blog and has been a loyal commenter ever since. she like to summer by the lake and has an amazing list of wordy words over on her blog. so if anyone looking to seem smart, go to Leah and pilfer some lingo...
hntr also went around to quite a few of my links and lurked. he seemed to only comment on Suzie's blog but he is a very busy man with two kids and rescue animals galore and lots of things to skin and calls to make from their bones! cheers hntr for going along with the fun!!
Mr.shife said that he required a few cocktails before checking anybody out and has yet to return. perhaps Cher's fake bastard love child is taking up some of his time, or he is still out drinking?!? (good man Mr.shife if that's the case!!)
Cecile found wide lawns and narrow minds to be funny and left her a comment about her "catscan"! very funny indeed!
Shelagh thinks you all are snarky and witty and due to her number of hangovers was unable to respond to the request!
on Friday you guys filled my comment box with spray paint and booze, i believe beast was trying to light things on fire... *takes matches away from beast and gives him a blow torch* and Suzanne started freaking out that she was being monitored... just cause your not paranoid doesn't mean they are not watching!
anyway, if I've missed you at this point please speak up! like Leah did, sorry bout that!

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Angles before god...
hmmm, I never knew that about you...
I guess there is sort of a spiritual side to Pythagorus (sp?)... The truth to be found in the particular divisions of a circle and the marriage of them to complete a whole...
Wow... I never thought about the spirituiality that could be found in math.
Love you too much darling.
Hope your finger is feeling better.
XOXO
Cheese

FirstNations said...

Aw! I'm starting to fog up here!

see, i go off, i do some gardening, and you're posting like a wildman and playing Merv Griffin show with everyone and i get all left out, PLUS you incur a horrific fingal injury with blood shooting out, and, and...

*runs off crying*

cher said...

fingal injury haha. FIRSTNATIONS, you crack me up.


i think this whole expeirament was a great idea. i really need to get my links back up on my blog.

oh, and please don't pee in my eye next time when you are looking for places to pee on my blog. that shit stings. i'm just saying watch your aim that's all.

cher said...

i have a blood blister on my hand. chances are i'm not going to get much sympathy for it around here today...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I was being anti-social...I didn't get around much but will do so and check out these other wackos...

INNER VOICES said...

cheese? is that you?? umm.. what? i love you just the right amount!!! and the finger is looking awesome! looks the end of a sausage, you know when the end is "leaking" out all the meat...

nations!!! i do seem to remember you saying that you were being a rebel and not visiting anyone... i could be wrong, dont worry about my finger, i dont think they cut them off for such a girly wound as this one!

cher, blood blister? pee in your eye? yeah, not much sympathy... *hands over wet wipe for eye and needle to pop blister* but thanks for commenting, its nice having you back around!!!

random! no worries, thought i pissed you off or something, guess my aim was a little short of the mark and cher got it on her instead...

thank you all for commenting!

Iksodas said...

Nasty Finger! OUCH! I've got a perma scar on my left middle finger like that. my finger nail still grows in 3 pieces years later!

Naked Cheese.. Well. .I'd be glad too!

But.. what I do.. what I shoot, is not for everyone.. and if they're not comfortable that way, and comfortable with the guy behind the camera, it doesnt' work.

But damn. .nice offer.. If I make it out that way (would like to, in the next year or so).. I may look ya up for a drink or two, or three, or..

Dan

INNER VOICES said...

GAH!!! FUCKING BLOGGER HICCUPS. iksodas i had left a nice commentsiebacksie and blogger perged it...

anyway, perhaps if the photographer was not in our circle of friends she might be a little more relaxed, both of us love your work and would absofuckinglutly love to get together when you arrive in our nation, errrr.... state of california! take you out for some drinks for sure... thanks for the comment and see if blogger will post this one.

Anonymous said...

You didn't piss me off...I was just being lazy. Mark said something about getting piss in his eye on your other post, now it all makes sense.

cher said...

hey man, this blood blister is at least 4 millimeters big.

INNER VOICES said...

did i pee in marks direction as well?damn...

*shakes head*

after the bay to breakers pee race, i mean drinking fest, i just couldnt contain myself... there was so many people peeing everywhere(myself included) during that race... it was pisstastic!!!

INNER VOICES said...

*breaks out his four millimeter long violin to play cher a sweet, sweet song*

whaa whaa awwhwhaaaa....

Kookaburra said...

I'm laughing so much I can't comment!

Kookaburra said...

okay ....okay..(snaps elastic band on left wrist) I've stopped laughing now.
Thank you i.v. for giving me a mention in your Post. I'm stoked!!

I really enjoy coming here :)

Cheers and beers,
Mark.

INNER VOICES said...

So mark, yer a lefty then?

Leah said...

hey, where am i?

INNER VOICES said...

DANG... see i knew if i tried to squeeze everyone in then i would forget about about people!!! i'll be pimping you shortly!


*THINKS BACK*

didnt i pimp you out at some point? hmmm... i vaugely remember some pimping... well you have been in my blogroll for what seems to be like a long time... whatever the case i am sorry and do need to do a better job at letting my readers know how much they are appriciated!!

Leah said...

Nah, no guilt, IV, I was kidding. not only did you pimp me out before, but you pimped out my hamster! I consider myself well and properly pimped at this point.

INNER VOICES said...

thanks now i feel better, but i did edit the post!

Anonymous said...

Shit. I tried to comment but my brain is cooked like a meth pipe (from stochastic revisionism, not alcohol... shame) and I did something wonky and deleted my fucking masterpiece of a tome.

This is what I said (paraphrased, since I have no memory):
Something about being duly chastized. You (and my favorite sad and morally-corrupt Brit) will feature in my next blog posting, though I can't promise I'll get my ass around to it soon.
Also... uh, something about B2B. Ah, yes, I think someone has pictures of Cheese's and my's vajeenies. The booze robbed us of our usually-impeccable judgment and logic; we figured that if we just sat down (rather than squat like girls), no one would realize we were peeing. We didn't take into account the people looking up the hill and up our tutus. One bastard even posed with us. Good thing I shaved that morning...

The Mistress said...

Bob "now has his own new following."

Well personally, I think Bob is a cult leader.

I refused to drink his purple Kool-Aid.

Then there's Cher.

You gotta wish her luck on her sex change.

That's gotta take some kinda guts.

Suzanne made me promise to sit nicely with my legs crossed and my hands folded in my lap when I visited but I'm waiting 'til she's looking the other way and then I'm getting everyone on her blog to take their clothes off.

Mark, tell me which one of your blogs is your numero uno because I'm too lazy to check them all out.

You're right about Random Chick.

She's omnipresent.

I think she might have cloned herself.

Your friends are fab. I still have more to get too but I just got home from work and I have yet another birthday party to plan for tomorrow.

kylie said...

mj
no-one knows the name of marks main blog cos he keeps changing it!
it could be kookaburras place though......
this comments page is why i lurked for so long...i dont have the wit for you guys!
i'll just laugh quietly

IV i wasnt afraid i wasnt as pretty as lela. i'm just not. i might be as hot though :)

Suzanne said...

Where the hell did my comment go? Jeasus Christ. I swear to God I wrote it, I think I just forgot to post it, and then not knowing that, exited a few minutes ago. Oh brother. Well if you look at your blog history I've been here for something like 5 or 6 hours! Not true, I just left the computer on and it happened to be on your blog. So much has changed in that amount of time. You wrote and addendum! I LOVE IT!!! And the comment are fabulous. God I wrote way before anyone else. Where is it? Damn. And Kylie's here! Too funny. And I swear to God I'm going to have to blog about this, my dictionary broke in half! Literally. We've had this dictionary since 1980. All through college(s), it's lived a good long life, until I met Leah and Kylie. I've looked up so many freakin' words the front cover fell off a few months ago, and then today I swear to God it broke in half while looking up a word and I was in the P's. I was at Palestine and it simply broke in half at "hustle" (Go Gig!!!). I swear to God. I sat looking at it a long time and couldn't stop laughing. Leah will never believe this! Never. But I swear to God it's true. It's still here and a reminded. Too funny. We've had that damn dictionary intact for 28 years! Blogging killed it! Why?

Honey, this has been the best. I've met so many new friends and I think they're "keepers!" I like them! You have some terrific friends! MJ and me. Yup. Too funny, but I think I can convert her to the more gentile side of life. That is until I'm out of the room, then she reverts! She's a handful, but I love her. I'm so afraid she's going to corrupt my blog, but I have hope she'll behave. If not, I'll just bury her in rose and she'll be sucking for air.

Don't tell "Nations" I read her blog. I love it. I haven't told her. I'm afraid she'll bite my f&^#*%#g head off. And Hunter. Well, I just adore the guy. I close my eyes or blur my vision, as you know, about some stuff, but as a human being, he's the best. I just love him. Cher. Well, I'm laughing. What can I say. I've never commented on her blog, but have been tempted many times. She's a hoot. I have never met anyone so narcissistic.

Honey, how do people write in 20 words or less? I can't figure that one out.

XO Love you.

Suzanne said...

Man, a lot of typos. Reminded. What? Should be reminder, and you see all the rest. I know. Pathetic. I try honey. But I had that fake stroke, so still not 100% yet.

Love you! Hope your finger feels better. Take some Advil.

The Mistress said...

For gawd's sake, Suzanne, take a BREATH!

Suzanne said...

MJ...thanks honey. I will. That's why you're my friend. You remind me of simple stuff.

Gig said...

WOW!! I don't know if I can get a word in edgewise...I did go visiting...I just did not say HI to everybody yet. Had a great time though. Did comment over at Random's, also swung by wide lawns and narrow minds after Cece had been there and loved her cat scan comment,lol. Went to see M.J, just have to watch out for little kids *peaking* over my shoulder if it "Filthy Friday".

Glad Random and M.J. have found the "Onion"!!!

Had a great time and will go back to visit again...and will say HI next time...

The Mistress said...

Gig: I visited you earlier tonight but didn't leave a comment as I thought you might wonder who I was.

I'll be back another day.

And for the love of all that is holy, do NOT open my blog in front of the kids, ESPECIALLY on Fridays.

Well, any day, really.

just bob said...

MJ... you are mesmerized by the tie. You will drink the kool-aid... you will drink the kool-aid. The spaceship is coming for all of us soon. Be prepared lest you get left behind.

Suzanne said...

Bob, knock it off. MJ's over on my blog and enjoying the roses. We don't have time for spaceships right now. We're watering. Now I have to find this Cece comment about cat scans. I've heard about it, but it's a mystery. I will find it. I love to research!

XO

just bob said...

Suzanne... you keep that attitude up missy and I may have to uninvite you from the spaceship.

Suzanne said...

Okay. I give up. Where's Cece's cat scan comment?!

Suzanne said...

Bob, what the hell are you doing up. I thought I was the only unlucky one! I like being called "Missy!"

just bob said...

I thought it was my turn to watch MJ. I just fed her, burped her, and put her down for the night

Suzanne said...

I know, I've been here for like an hour! Your research will show. I had some comments to respond to, etc. Bob made me laugh. Hell, everyone made me laugh! Can you believe I used to come here with blinders on?! Who knew? Okay, I'm leaving. Yes, this was about two hours. Damn you and that pathetic what ever you call it. I've become a paranoid bitch. Seriously. But I love you to death. Here honey, let me take care of your finger.

Suzanne said...

Bob, I have to go nite nite now. Thank you for getting MJ to bed. She's a tough cookie! Love ya!

Lela said...

If Iksodas is coming out for drinks, can I come too???? I hold my own quite well.. just ask him!

And.. I'll wear just Bob's tie... so Cheese will feel more comfortable naked. Trust me, it always works! Almost everyone randomly gets naked around me. Well... women at least!

:)~Lela

INNER VOICES said...

WOW!!! there are so many comments here i couldnt possibly adress them all, i'll take lela advice and undress them all instead!!! hahahahahahaa...


anyway,im so glad that this all worked out. i stole the idea from mj, (which i had mentioned before) and now its like a whole new group thing here... um, yeah...

so i think suz may have slipped a med and her tourette's is acting up, but we will let it slide since she did just have a fake stroke and all...

gig showed up and thank you too for participating in the challenge!!! kylie you are as hot im sure of it!!! bobs got the "good" purple koolaid if anyone is interested just head over to the line where the people with guns are making everyone drink it and mj has been tucked in to bed!!




THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THIS THE MOST COMMENTED POST ON THE VOICES!!!!

YOU GUYS ROCK!!! now get the fuck out of here so i can start working on a new post would jah!?!?!!? hahahahahahahaha

INNER VOICES said...

oh and did anyone notice how smarmy cheese was in the first comment here? she explained it to me over roasted chicken and mini potatoes with a thick mushroom and wild boar sausage gravy last night...


i had written angles... not angels... now her comment makes wicked sense...


dont forget she also made a salad from the three different types of lettuce we grow, she threw in some spinich and carrots from our garden as well, complete with warmed buns and melted butter... oh yeah, who is hungry now????

The Mistress said...

I'll bet she warmed your buns, all right.

Kookaburra said...

42 comments has gotta be better than 41??

Suzanne said...

Well, everyone's gone and I know no one will ever read this but you because you have us all monitored and know the second I'm here. How dare you. Will you stop suggesting I use meds! I don't. And I don't have tourette's.

I'm glad I read all the comments. They're hilarious. Mine especially. I must have been drinking too much mineral water. Now stop spreading falsehoods. You're going to give me a bad rep. I have enough trouble with fake strokes and car accidents. Cut me some slack baby! Plus, I'm older than you and deserve some degree of respect.

This was a terrific idea Zack. We had so much fun and I have new friends. I love it. And you.

XO

just bob said...

Suzanne... I read it :)